Dana: This guy worked for, like, the Olive Garden. Like some kind of sales guy or some kind of marketing a**hole.
Ken: Not that you don't like the Olive Garden, or sales people from the Olive Garden.
Dana: I don't know.
Ken: Dana, we might wanna get advertising from the Olive Garden one day.
Dana: Well, not really. We don't. I can say that.
Ken: Or bread sticks.
Dana: I don't want advertising from the Olive Garden.
Ken: Come on! It's almost Italian food!
Dana: That's very true!
Ken: It's Italian-esque.
Dana: Italian style flavors.
Ken: If someone gave a restaurant to Chef Boyardee.
Dana: Exactly like Chef Boyardee opened a restaurant. Franco American relations have never been stronger.
Ken: (Italian accent): If it's a red-a sauce-a it's got to be Italian!
I don't have much more to add.
Here's a video of Playboy's Kendra Wilkinson talking about Olive Garden. You will actually get dumber as you watch it: