As Dana mentioned on the newest Ken PD Snydecast, Captain Ron is the greatest movie ever.
For those that haven't seen it, it's a comedy from 1992 directed by, future James Bond actor, Pierce Brosnan.
It tells the story of an eccentric captain who helps a family begin a love affair with the sea.
Originally released in 1991as Kanitah Poh in Kurt Russell's native land of Glottenberg.
The film starts off with Kanitah Poh (played by Russell) showing up at the dock with his beat up old ship.
It's revealed that Kanitah Poh is a cocaine addict and he needs help.
Martin Short (playing Martin Short) asks Kurt if the boat will sail and then Kanitah Poh utters his most famous line:
Martin Short then has Kanitah Poh remember his childhood. He spent little time riding a bike with a piano attached to the handle bars.
Kanitah Poh claims that he fell off his bike as a kid trying to run over a milk carton. Martin Short refutes this claim and says "I have video taped your whole life."
They all decide that cocaine isn't good for you. Everyone is happy, especially Kanitah Poh!
A friendly trader offers them fish for Kanitah Poh's last bag of cocaine.
But it turns out Martin Short accidentally ate it, bag and all. Kurt wants him to cough up the cocaine.
Then a wiser Martin Short goes back to school.