7 Healthy Foods that Turned Out to Be Unhealthy

On KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #210: Crunchings And Munchings Dana references an article entitled "7 Healthy Foods that Turned Out to Be Unhealthy."

You can find the list here, but don't bother. Here are the 7 things:

Muesli
Banana chips
Tuna sushi
Energy bars
Trail mix
Prepared salads
Reduced fat yogurt

Yawn.

Here are my choices for 7 Ways to make Healthy Foods Unhealthy:

1. Deep fry it. Don't even take it out of the package first.

2. Instead of bread use pizza.

3. Add slivers of broken glass to any dish.

4. Add corn dogs.

5. Garnish with candy.

6. Roll the food across a homeless man's belly before eating it.

7. Stand in front of the microwave as you cook it. Make sure the microwave has no door.

Whatever. Sorry for wasting your time.