Have you started to follow Ken on Twitter? You should! He crams more comedy into 140 characters than you could imagine... unless you are really funny, too.
Here are some recent tweets from twitter.com/KENPLUME.
They all feature bad pickup lines, and it's capped off with a reference to tv icon Don Herbert:
Your place or my Mazda? #worstpickuplines
If I said you were beautiful, would you believe me? #worstpickuplines
I have come here to chew bubblegum and have sex, and I'm all out of bubblegum. Do you have any bubblegum? #worstpickuplines
Ow. My back. #worstpickuplines
Can you cash a check? #worstpickuplines
My friend was the original Tom Servo. #worstpickuplines (Now I know where I've been going wrong)
Know how I know we'll be spending the night together? I've got a receipt... #worstpickuplines
Yeah, I know CPR... #worstpickuplines
Hey! I've slept with your mother! Small world... #worstpickuplines
Here's my Second Life name... Look me up... #worstpickuplines
You going my way? 'Cause I could use a ride... Down there. And home. It's just across town. #worstpickuplines
Do you know what it's called when I rub this up against your sweater? #MrWizardPickupLines
For more Ken Plume, purchase There's a Zombie in my Treehouse.
FOOTNOTE: Don Herbert was a tv personality who was known by the nickname Mr. Wizard. He hosted two science shows aimed at children. One ran in the 1950s-60s the other in the 1980s.
Here are a couple clips:
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