The review includes such quotes as
“Were you struck by how very far from awesome the Awesome Pretzel Chicken Tenders are?” and “When we hear the words Donkey Sauce, which part of the donkey are we supposed to think about?” and “Why did the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?"
You can read the whole review here.
1 comment:
And he deserves every snarkily-delicious word of it. What an asshole. Every time I hear him say "Triple-D," I'm thinking "Douchebags, Dipshits and Dickheads."
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