#FiveWordsToRuinADate

I love reading Ken's Twitter account. He's especially funny when there is a creative HASTAG.

Take a look:

"I was expecting someone else." #FiveWordsToRuinADate

"Yeah, no, this is awkward." #FiveWordsToRuinADate

"But tonight is half-priced wings!" #FiveWordsToRuinADate

"I rolled a three. Nertz." #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Let the Nazis poison them. #FiveWordsToRuinADate #Indy

"I do magic tricks, too." #FiveWordsToRuinADate